Tuesday, 14 June 2011

When bad acting happens to us good people

I think she is perhaps one of the most beautiful women in the world. Her skin is flawless. Her figure is ridiculous.
So of course a fault must lie somewhere and unfortunately it is within her acting skills. I have noticed she does seem to get worse as time goes on.
She has learnt nothing nor will she ever need to because she is that ridiculously good-looking.
Her films as well are dire.
I'll start with the good so that we can focus on the much, much longer list of the bad:
Sin City (but really, acting was not what Sin City was about)
Never Been Kissed (film aficionados may disagree however)

Well, now that that extensive list is out the way, we'll focus on her larger body of work:
Fantastic Four/2
The Eye
Into the Blue
Love Guru (one of the worst films ever made. Not even funny Troll 2 bad).
Good Luck Chuck
Valentine's Day
Little Fockers

As a thing of beauty, amazing.
As an actress, she is one of the most irritating, boring and poor performers of not only her generation but, perhaps, of alllll time.

And breathe.

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